Funny Hat
My, oh my, that’s quite a hat.
I’ve never seen a hat like that.
It flops atop your bulbous head
Just like a chicken that is dead.
Such fashion sense you do possess,
A paragon of manly dress.
It must have cost a princely sum.
Wherever did you get it from?
But wait, I think I see it now.
That’s not a hat above your brow.
Indeed, it’s hardly worth a shout.
It’s just your shirt pulled inside out.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2019.
Geronimo!
Rat-a-tat-tat,
Three men falling splat!
And who do you think they be?
The lawyer, the Speaker,
The slick used car dealer.
Parachutes failed, all three.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2017.
SHOW SNOVEL
The yay is dung, the wound is grite.
A blizzard blew all new the thright.
There is so nool for us today.
Let’s all now shout a hig burray.
We’ll build a man that’s fen teet fall.
And fight a war with big bowsnalls.
Our sled will slide on hown the dill.
We’ll slide and slide and slide at will.
There’s thust one jing that you nust mow
First, I have to snovel the show.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2016.
Winner
Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.
Sometimes you sing and sometimes you poos.
So always be happy and cheerful and kind –
Even when life goes and kicks your behind.
For he in defeat who stands gracious and tall
Of a truth can be said wins the biggest of all.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2017.
Squeezer
My eyes, they water, then they bug.
My ribs all crackle, oh-so snug.
Lungs collapse and heartstrings tug.
You’re the champ of squeezer hugs.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2017.
HIGH.Q.
My brain is better
Than everybody else’s.
Wanted you to know.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2017.
Bath Aftermath
Dry my ankles, dry my toes.
Dry my squeaky-leaky nose.
Dry my elbows, dry my hair.
Dry my gleaming derriere.
Dry my navel, dry I said!
Just please don’t make me go to bed.
Christopher D. Seifert © 2017.
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